Sage words of advice from Ron Swanson yours truly,
I need to just buy a scanner already -.-
Also, why does gin taste so much like men’s aftershave?
The pet store is full of fucking twonks spouting misinformation about nutrition. Apparently reptiles need phosphorus -_- otherwise they don’t absorb calcium properly.. and so this happens- soft bones resulting in breakage.. and now rehab. My poor baby.. > <
I think they just wanted her to die so I’d get another …
yep yep yep take note, chirrens. (Source: chanelbagsandcigarettedrags)
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. reblogged cause this makes me over-fucking-joyed and also I’m suffocating via laughter
